Funny Wedding Wishes

Funny Wedding SayingsA wedding is an important event for the wedding couple. Funny wedding wishes and sayings are a nice possibility to congratulate the happy couple to this very important occasion. Here you can find some free of charge sayings.

You only start believing in wonders and real love once you infected of one of them.

The feeling needs an opposition. If you are getting married because you really love your partner let at least your parents be against it.

The wedding is like a surrounded castle – The once which are in it want to get out. The once which are outside want to get in.

To talk you wife out of her most wanted wish – is just like trying to stop the niagarafalls with you blank hands.

Marriage: A contract where the husband is giving up half of his most favorite food so that the rest is being cooked.

Nobody is so crazy that he will not find someone even crazier.

The clever husband will buy his wife very expensive porcelain because than he can be sure, she will not through it at him.

A wedding is a desicion between two human who have lived happily together so far and now beliving to mess it all up by getting married.

Considering that money is the main argument between a married couple it is very strange how much mones is spend on a wedding.

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Funny Wedding Wishes and Messages

CategoryWedding :: Wedding Wishes
Publishedam 17.07.2013, seitdem 4710 times read
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