Cheeky Birthday Messages

Cheeky Birthday Wishes Birthday wishes are often being used to congratulate friends, relatives or colleagues to their birthday. Cheeky birthday messages are not insulting the birthday person but can the claims can be real funny and sometimes even a little nasty. Please make sure, that the person receiving the saying can handle it. Here are some examples for birthday sayings:

Getting old is not that bad once you have considered the alternative.

You know you are getting old, once the candles on your birthday cake are squashing the cake.

From a certain age onward you are feeling just like a baby – fewer hairs, no teeth and sometimes even something in your pants.

Do not be sad. In some culture a high age is a sign for wisdom. Still happy birthday.

A few wisley words on your birthday – smile as long as you still have teeth.

You should have never ever find out but every year on your birthday, your parents go to the zoo to throw some stones on to the poor stork.

If someone should dare to call you old, just hit them with your walking stick and throw your false teeth at them. Happy birthday.

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