Cats Sayings

Cat QuotesCats are very special animals and every cat owner loves his cat. Here you can find some sayings and jokes about these animals and they will certainly put a smile on a cat onwers face. These cat claims are free of charge and made for sms or a card.

Every cat owner knows that you can not own a cat.

If cats could talk, they would shut up.

The funny thing about cats is that they always have the same impression on their face - it does not matter if they are looking at a mouse or a monster.

Cats climb on trees so that they can look down on nearly every other animal - Thatís the reason why cats hate birds.

A cat is the only living creature that enjoys the benefits of the civilization and ignores the obligations.

Every cat which failed to catch a mouse will pretend to be hunting a withered leaf.

The cat is not my prisoner. It is an independent creature which accidently shares the same house with me.

Dogs have an owner - cats have personal staff.

God created the cat - so that the humans have a tiger to cuddle.

Dogs come running to you when you call them. Cats take note of it and sometimes come to back to it.

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Cat quotes and Sayings

CategoryLiving :: Animals
Publishedam 19.07.2013, seitdem 2334 times read
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